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Mrs HMS
07-12-2009, 06:19 PM
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts
1 gallon whiskey
[Note: Rum may be substituted for whiskey.]

1. Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
2. Take a large bowl.
3. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
3. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
4. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
5. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup.
6. Turn off mixer.
7. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
8. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
9. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
10. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
11. Check the whiskey.
12. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
13. Add one tablespoon of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
14. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
15. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of he window.
16. Check the whiskey again.
17 Go to bed. Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?

administrator
07-12-2009, 06:28 PM
I know alot of fruit cakes but ive never made one before .

I got to step one .

Bluey
07-12-2009, 06:42 PM
lol...that's how I cook all the time. Ask my wife.

DavidS
07-12-2009, 08:04 PM
I like fruit cake with lots of whiskey LOL

Good recipe Joanne, will try it this weekend

Scooby Steve
07-12-2009, 08:23 PM
I like fruit cake with lots of whiskey LOL

Good recipe Joanne, will try it this weekend

You can keep the fruit cake just give me the whiskey :) .

Who's going first shout? :p