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    Default Re: thing that make me laugh

    Another thing. I sore a number plate on a car today that read AZKING. All I could think was ....that means 2 things.

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    Get to my first job today..first bump on the whipy and the line runs out..all good I pull out some more and wind it on..second bump on the whipy and 3 foot of line comes out...what the..I say to my self you idiot..I've wound the cord on the wrong way....I'll I can do is laugh while I look over my shoulder to see if anyone's looking..
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    i was loading the bushranger mower on the ute, happened to glance at the rear end(lucky the flap was up) I'd put the blade disc on upside-down, idiot that I am lol......quick hit with the rattle gun and hi ho silver, away!




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    Really?!? I know that a GPS can sometimes give you dodgy directions but at what point doesn't all that water give you a clue??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs HMS View Post
    Really?!? I know that a GPS can sometimes give you dodgy directions but at what point doesn't all that water give you a clue??

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    Good thing they didn't hire a 4wd.... they would have drowned
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    Haha that's a bloody classic

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    Turn around when possible.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs HMS View Post
    Really?!? I know that a GPS can sometimes give you dodgy directions but at what point doesn't all that water give you a clue??

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    Hahaha that is very some one recently tried to drive to fraser island as well

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    getting a TEXT message from my wife "please mow our 5 foot high grass by this afternoon"

    damn these non paying customers want TOP service lol

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    my ringing phone woke me up early from my Sunday morning sleep in this morning , staggered out of bed missed the call found the phone had a message to call about a quote for a job, what ever back to bed and sleep woken up again 15 mins later with a text message from the same person please call ASAP as job is urgent.

    um yeah I will get right on that.

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    What's in a name and why you as a business owner should be careful

    i had to laugh when looking at my credit card statement i see a listing for Brand***clu (sounds like a kiwi saying brandsixclu)which i of cause thought that as far as i can remember i haven't be to or used any service called Brand *** club and if i have i was totally ripped off because i can't remember it then i remember charging something for my wife at an online store called Brands exclusive. so take care of how your name could look when shortened or abbreviated or remember if your partner questions you about the bill from something like Jane***clu you can always say no no darling that's Janes exclusive brands/cars/magazines or whatever
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    Coming home from work, pull up at a red light - pole position, left lane.
    Paedestrian starts to cross from the right (age approx 50ish) and I think...oh boy this should be entertaining.
    One step forward, two staggers left, one stagger right, stand still (well sort of if you don't count the swaying) and try to focus on the straight line and 15 more steps it should take to get across the road.
    Lights now green but we're not going anywhere.
    It's all fun and games until the pissed guy gets up some momentum that he can neither stop nor control and walks in to my car, rolls across the bonnet and falls in the gutter.
    He almost made it...so close and yet so far.
    Lucky he didn't dint my car.
    Not a good look for an older guy in a business suit.
    Big lunch meeting mate?

    I did get out to see that he hadn't a) managed to kill himself, b) damaged my car and c) to help get him off High St, Kew in peak hour before he really did get himself killed.

    He thanked me profusely and staggered off on his (very, very) merry way.
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    Dunno what the Yanks think - eh Impala?

    Saw an ad on telly the other night for Four X (XXXX beer) Island. A place where Aussie mates can go to bond, no women allowed!
    Lots of matey hugging and back slapping, and plentiful supplies of Four-x to lubricate the soul.

    I'm told that in the Home of the Rave and land of the Me, ------ Four X is a brand of condom

    "I can feel a fourex comin' on, I can feel a fourex comin' on !! , got the taste for it, Just can't wait for it, I can feel a fourex comin' on"

    Might just out do the Sydney Mardis-gras.
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    Speaking of QLD,I read this one after the election the other night,made me chuckle

    "Whoever you vote for in a QLD election,you still end up with a QLD government"
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    A great big weed growing out of a nice garden, grab hold of it give it a yank, it won`t budge grab it with two hands no go, give it all I got, it snaps off and I go flying backwards landing flat on my arse in the garden opposite, then to look up and see the customer peering out the window at me sitting in her garden...so i had a good giggle and a sore ass
    ....Nothing like a good whipper....

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