You guys are pretty funny today
You guys are pretty funny today
Bobs Mowing
http://bobsmowing.com.au
I Went to do a job today for these people who get me to mow when they are away. When I got there I noticed that the foot path had been done, so I started mowing and the neighbour comes over, wanting me to turn the mower off, so I did.
He says " I mowed the foot path" (no good morning or anything)
Good for you, I thought. I looked at him with a blank expression on my face and shrugged my shoulders.
"I didn't know when you were coming" He says
I said "Why do you need to know when I'm coming ?"
"Oh it was looking a bit untidy, so I thought I'd do the foot path, are you still going to charge them the full amount ?"
I was absolutely gob smacked then said "If you want to mow the footpath that's totally up to you"
He repeated the question "Are you going to charge them the full amount ?"
I laughed at him, shook my head then started the ride on and kept on mowing, he stood there for a bit then went back inside, stupid old pork hunt !
What is it with Fcuking neighbours ?
Everybody is entitled to MY opinion
today i grafittied a public toilet for the first time in my life. but is it really graffitti if you are just correcting a spelling mistake?
Oh my god thats funny!
Never forget at my first job on the first day going into the only empty stall for a number 2 and both side walls and the back of the door had brown splatters from top to bottom and someone had written on the only clean wall "now that's what i call spraying the bowl" and the bloke in the next stall was farting his heart out, as a 17 year old i was laughing about it for a month!
Take all posts with a grain of salt!
Darren,
www.greenburst.com.au
email: darren@greenburst.com.au
www.facebook.com/GreenBurstLawnandGarden
He repeated the question "Are you going to charge them the full amount ?"
no i wont be charging them the same fee = i will be charging them more due to having to fix up the **** ups the interfearing neighbour has created .....
my other half is in the process of making his son (note his son) tidy his room. first the wheelie bin got filled, now my trailer. doesthis mean that the hallway to the bedroom will no longer smell of stinky lazt teenager. yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this makes me happy.
p.s. i am hiding down stairs whilst this all happens
A Real Estate agent calls at 9 am and says that he an open house inspection at 10am. Can I come and mow his 700 sq lawn before the open house.
I see you can now get domain names ending in .xxx !
People might get the wrong idea about the sort of trimming we do though!
Don't think I should get a domain with xxx at the end with my business name! Haha!
My Wife loves shopping and she always asks "How much is this and how much is that" We are going to Bali in August and the other day she asked me "How do I say How much is that in Indonesion" So I told her "Saya Kentut" the only thing is it means I Farted.. Its going to be sooo funny watching her telling all the Bali shop people that she just farted
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