Last night my wife and I went to Coles to do some food shopping and as we were going up and down the isles there was this old guy who was staring at me. I thought it was my imagination until my wife said “that guy is staring at you” the next isle we were walking towards him and he stopped me and said sorry mate for staring at you but you are the spitting image of my Son that passed away 2 weeks ago, The poor old fella looked like he was going to cry so I offered my condolences to him and we kept walking.. We got to the check out and he was in our line a couple in front, he went through and was talking to the young check out girl and looking at me, the young girl looked around at me and he yelled out “Hi Son” so I said “Hi Dad” he was obviously telling the young girl the story.. We get to the check out and go through and the bill came to $336 I knew we didn’t have that much in the trolley and said to the girl “you have made a mistake” she said “Your Dad said you were paying for him” I then realized I had been conned so I ran out to the car park, after a minute I spotted him putting stuff in the passenger side of his car so I bolted towards him, he saw me coming and he knew he didn’t have enough time to run around the other side of the car so he dived across the seat. I knew if he got away I am out of pocket, anyway I made it to the passenger side and managed to grab his foot and started pulling his Leg just like I’m pulling yours… Have a good April Fools Day LOL