This email struck me as being funny yet pretty close to the truth.
I got my Tax Return "Returned"
I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the ATO sent my Tax Return back!
I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: "List All Dependents"
So, I replied:
1/2 million illegal immigrants
1/4 million crack heads
2 million unemployable people living on welfare
1 million people in over 123 prisons and
353 fools in Parliament House and the Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT acceptable. So I sent it back with a question "Did I forget someone?"