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    Senior Member BobC's Avatar
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    Default My Tax Return

    This email struck me as being funny yet pretty close to the truth.


    I got my Tax Return "Returned"
    I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the ATO sent my Tax Return back!

    I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: "List All Dependents"

    So, I replied:
    1/2 million illegal immigrants
    1/4 million crack heads
    2 million unemployable people living on welfare
    1 million people in over 123 prisons and
    353 fools in Parliament House and the Senate.

    Apparently, this was NOT acceptable. So I sent it back with a question "Did I forget someone?"



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    Default Re: My Tax Return

    I wonder why it was returned lol not surprised i think that line broke the Camels back 353 fools in Parliament House and the Senate and also you bagged Australians never a good thing to do .

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    Default Re: My Tax Return

    no i think the mistake was you forgot how long this government has been in power i believe it's now 4 million illegal immigrants
    Anything Ian says may or may not be garbage, it may also be his own opinion or it may not be his opinion at all, it may just be something he felt like stating anyone following his advice does so at their own risk and may be doing something Ian would actually advise against.
    And if you don't like what Ian has to say use the ignore function if you don't know how ask i will gladly tell you

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    Default Re: My Tax Return

    No the reason was incorrect identification of one of the groups....illegal immigrants are people living in Australia without a visa (most of whom are supporting themselves). It should read 2 million (4 million) asylum seekers. End result is the same, we have to pay.

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