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Dog Bite
Well it finally happened.
I got bitten by a "Rotti." I am sure there are at least two individuals who think about time shame it wasn't fatal!
I go to this place for a quote booked a week in advance to look at it (referral) so I ask (as we all do) "Got a dog?" "Yes, a rotweiler, he might jump up at you etc (yada yada yada!)
Dog presents himself I gently drop a hand for the "mandatory sniff" next thing locks on to the top of my thigh. Then he bites the owner?
Hell of a battle scar had a tetanus shot, funny part was the job (a standard mow was worth $35.00 and I quoted $45 and I got the job (14 day service.)
Just can't pick em? Perhaps a little "antifreeze" or "snail Bait" in the dog bowl on my next visit is in order?
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Sorry to hear about the dog bite Rod.
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Sorry to hear that Rod.Never trust a rotty or anything little fluffy and white.
Ive got one problem dog a shepherd cross,but ive found i can bribe him by taking a pack of smackos and feeding him with them.The people cant understand why the dog likes me and hates everyone else.
STUART
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Thanks guys, I was a dog handler in the Vic Police for 3 years. Thought I had them all worked out. This one had me stuffed, I can usually bluff or confuse them (better still pick the scary ones.)
Nice "gouge mark" and bruise to show the Grandkids now. Perhaps I can pass it of as a Vietnam war wound?
Wife says lucky in wasn't the tackle box!
Next time, I will carry a "taser gun!"
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pick them
Yer Rod you can never pick them. least they could do was give you the job. sharon
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Dog handler was my dream job.But i failed the medical for the feds and that was the end of that.Too scared to have laser eye surgery that would have allowed me to to get in.
STUART
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Hope the dog is OK...he he he
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Breaking News!!!
"Rotweiler dies from alcohol poisoning."
Thats a relief I was worried I had too much blood in my alcohol system!
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screwdriverphillips
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ouch! lol yeah u got my sympathy
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