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    Rod
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    Default Dog Bite

    Well it finally happened.

    I got bitten by a "Rotti." I am sure there are at least two individuals who think about time shame it wasn't fatal!

    I go to this place for a quote booked a week in advance to look at it (referral) so I ask (as we all do) "Got a dog?" "Yes, a rotweiler, he might jump up at you etc (yada yada yada!)

    Dog presents himself I gently drop a hand for the "mandatory sniff" next thing locks on to the top of my thigh. Then he bites the owner?

    Hell of a battle scar had a tetanus shot, funny part was the job (a standard mow was worth $35.00 and I quoted $45 and I got the job (14 day service.)

    Just can't pick em? Perhaps a little "antifreeze" or "snail Bait" in the dog bowl on my next visit is in order?

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    Ebony
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    Sorry to hear about the dog bite Rod.

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    Stuie
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    Sorry to hear that Rod.Never trust a rotty or anything little fluffy and white.
    Ive got one problem dog a shepherd cross,but ive found i can bribe him by taking a pack of smackos and feeding him with them.The people cant understand why the dog likes me and hates everyone else.
    STUART

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    Rod
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    Thanks guys, I was a dog handler in the Vic Police for 3 years. Thought I had them all worked out. This one had me stuffed, I can usually bluff or confuse them (better still pick the scary ones.)

    Nice "gouge mark" and bruise to show the Grandkids now. Perhaps I can pass it of as a Vietnam war wound?

    Wife says lucky in wasn't the tackle box!

    Next time, I will carry a "taser gun!"

  5. #5
    sharon
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    Default pick them

    Yer Rod you can never pick them. least they could do was give you the job. sharon

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    Stuie
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    Dog handler was my dream job.But i failed the medical for the feds and that was the end of that.Too scared to have laser eye surgery that would have allowed me to to get in.
    STUART

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    pbm
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    Talking

    Hope the dog is OK...he he he

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    Topcat
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    Stop ya whyning,

    I'd bite ya to,

    Get outa me yard

    Did ya get paid, & make sure the dog gets his shots

  9. #9
    Rod
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    Breaking News!!!

    "Rotweiler dies from alcohol poisoning."

    Thats a relief I was worried I had too much blood in my alcohol system!

  10. #10
    screwdriverphillips
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    Unhappy

    Hey I got bitten by a Tick a couple of weeks ago on a body part very sensitive to me .yes I didnt need a tetunus shot and yes it didnt have teeth but it sure felt like it did.Does any one have any sympathy for me.
    screwdriverphillips
    Ezy Mowing
    Melros Mandurah WA

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    peter
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    ouch! lol yeah u got my sympathy

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