Got this contact online to today. I read and busrt out laughing. My wife came in and asked what was so funny. She read it and said now I can see why. I haven't bothered to reply yet. Here it is.
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Need someone to come and clean up my front yard. Yard is small but has been run over by weeds and out of control shrubs. There is no lawn just shrubs and weeds right now. I am looking for someone to come and clean out the weeds and trim the shrubs and then spread out wood chips which will be supplied.
This is a once off garden clean up!
I am willing to pay $50 for a couple of hours work.
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