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    Mate I had a council compliance wanker pull up behind me one day, he gets out as if he is joe cool comes up and says mate if I see you again with this gear in your ute not covered up I will fine you . I'm like what, he says I should have a tarp over my gear, Im standing there watching plumbers electricians other lawn grubs driving past with crap bouncing around everywhere on their utes. I'm looking at this guy thinking haven't you got something better to do. As you say every dick wit wants to stick there noses into your business when its got f all to do with them. My new years resolution is to tell more of these muppets where to go that also includes any clients who piss me off

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    Quote Originally Posted by NLALM View Post
    My new years resolution is to tell more of these muppets where to go that also includes any clients who piss me off
    Here's some tips for you NLALM. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAH2eQtoE2U
    *WARNING: extreme language*

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    should have put the hose on the pr1ck




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    Ed I have tears in my eyes that was so fkn funny I love it

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    that was funny... there are plenty of one liners used that i would like to repeat here

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    The worst part is this same prick chipped me at the mower shop last week for parking my ute and trailer on the nature strip.Mower shop is also in a col de sac with parking at a premium and the nature strip we all park on isn't used at all by pedestrians. No pharkin common sense these dicks.
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    Common sense goes out the window if you work for council Courty.
    I had one of these clowns have a go at me one morning when I parked in a carpark across ways with the trailer on when there were 8 cars in the carpark that holds about 100 cars (Knightsbridge in Castle Hill for the locals). We just grabbed a sandwich from the takeaway shop and this tool was standing there being a hero holding his pad and pen asking if I want a fine. I told him I'd ****ing love a fine and that it would be just tops. He told me I should know better seeing I'm a council worker (because we had fluoro shirts on) so I pointed to the logo on my shirt and asked if that says Baulkham Hills council, then pointed to the signs on my ute and trailer and asked if that said Baulkham Hills Council.
    He dug himself in deeper by saying more stupid **** and I gave him smart arse answers the whole time. He started mumbling and stuttering and was pretty cut by the end of it!

    He didn't fine me in the end... My apprentice couldn't believe the way I spoke to him and got away with out a fine.

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    Wet lawns today. Mistake putting 2 high lift and 2 low lift blades on the Honda yesterday. Definitely not catching the wet stuff as well today.

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    paul are you wingeing about rain?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathryn View Post
    paul are you wingeing about rain?
    If you dont want it send some down here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathryn View Post
    paul are you wingeing about rain?
    I'm not going to comment on this one

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    I'm not commenting either except to say I removed the low-lifts and put two more hi-lifts back on this afternoon to help throw the grass into the catcher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulG View Post
    I'm not commenting either except to say I removed the low-lifts and put two more hi-lifts back on this afternoon to help throw the grass into the catcher.
    Just accept it.... you have a honda which will never catch well in the wet and you love to whinge for the sake of it... c'mon admit it



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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulG View Post
    How's that Pope brushcutter going...
    I actually used it all day today with no issues... so, not sure what fixed it exactly as i pulled the carby apart, cleaned the muffler etc this week in my spare time.

    My guess it was a blocked carby, spark plug or air leak.

    I will keep you informed of the outcome next week... and this should be in the what makes me happy thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulG View Post
    How's that Pope brushcutter going...
    double post.

    hey Paul, where your post go???

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