Yer all mixed up matey ! - Ya put rock salt in the 410 shotty, not black pepper !
Still, if gas guns are illegal, just have some fun. .............
-Teach the kids/grandkids how to make oxy acetylene balloons ! , or a spud cannon.
- isn't it time you bought you'r truck a nice new air horn, or even better "la cucuracha" horns.
- help out the bush seagull lovers by regularly chucking some cocky feed over their fence to "assist" with looking after their favourite screech mob. I'm sure they won't mind the birds chewing on their home when the feed gets low. You lovely greenie you ! - how sweet to feed the nice birdies.
- take up water skiing, motor racing, tractor pulling - anything that requires revving the sh!t out of a big (unmuffled) V8 to "get it running right" at 7am or dusk.
- ever have that desire to learn to play the bagpipes ? - no ? - what about a slide trombone or maybe the tuba ? Drums?
- while on the subject of music - doesn't your nephew need a place for his thrash metal band to practice ?
- it's such a shame the auto electrician can't seem to find that fault in your car alarm eh? - always seems to trigger when the damp air starts to settle around dusk.
I bet you can come up with new ideas faster than you recieve "warnings" processed in triplicate from the local bureaucracy to get you to stop.