Ah....refer to "Lawnie Lingo"
http://www.indmowing.com.au/forum/sh...r-own-dialect-!!
~ Joanne ~
Rock up to my first b/c this old hag lets lose on me about mowing the lawns she said last time u where here u put dust every where I said yah no sh$t the lawn are dry that gonna happin you on 2 weekly it getin do so piss off any way she came back for more and more and i gave it back I do it cheap I got 2 in the one street do the second one take out 2 of the turmite covers sharpel ripping throw the air chucked some carborad over it dig them under ground a liitle bit not but ass level with the lawn next time I see a bug guy I ll give the heads up the my gold b/c sweet cash for how fast i mow the lawn the only case the guy keeps throwing exrata work on top I was doin a private job in the compound the 2 ladies walk up disin the dude sayin 63 where trying to get you a raise for the work u do Iam like ladies keep up the good work I take it he has pissed of the other gardners that much the walket off.....
The chick in the first b/c was disin us gardners say you just that... its a know brain intery man we can make more than most trades and have the sweet ass life style.....See my hedge trimmin that art bi@ch $10 if you want a photo lol lol peace coulble extra drys for that **** pease yall...
But if you aint ''STIHL'' you aint real....
We need one of those inter galactic translators off Star Trek. I think he is speaking Klingon or Ewok
Cheers
Bluey
Adelaide Home & Garden Solutions
http://www.ahgs.com.au
"Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when everyone is watching."
Ditto Geoff.....he cracks me up.
Keep posting Big Kev. Very entertaining.
Nuqneh kevin tlhingon mah ghij get jaghmeyjag
Cheers
Bluey
Adelaide Home & Garden Solutions
http://www.ahgs.com.au
"Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when everyone is watching."
Not sure if this should be posted under "Revenge" but 2 weeks ago I rocked up to do a lawn 2 houses next to each other, I did the first and was halfway through whipper sniping the second when this woman from 2 doors up came out hurling abuse at me saying "Why didn't I knock on her door and ask for her to move her car off the street?? I need to grow a brain. I said in a bit of a raised voice that she should park in front of her own house or in her drive if she didn't want Lawn contractors going near her car, she started abuseing again so I put my ear plugs in and said I couldn't hear her and kept working and she stomped off in a huff.. Anyway today I went back and was hapily mowing when this weedy little man came up to me and said he wasn't happy with what I had said to his wife who was standing at her front door snarling at me, I looked at her husband who was shaking in his boots as his wife had told him to confront me, so I explained that she was the one abuseing me and she should park her car in her drive anyway he asked if I would give him a quote for his lawn so I went and measured an gave him a quote. His wife started abusing him and saying you were suposed to tell him off not get a quote.. I don't think I will get that job LOL
kev me bro is ok ...i used to think back along ago he was a fckwit but after he promised to bust me arse i gave in lol.....hes ok and reckon he is a very good operator from some of the pics he has posted....not sure if he taking the piss out of us with speak he does....me thinks kevs a bit smarter than the average bear
Oh yes people on the drank after bad day dont really drink but after this crap why not.....
But if you aint ''STIHL'' you aint real....
She was disin all of us remember that.....
But if you aint ''STIHL'' you aint real....
Guess your not Klingon either Geoff. What I said is "Hello kevin we are Klingon and may your enemies run in fear" And Kev is ok now he is not a gang busta. He makes me laugh too. And I stood up and pleaded to bring him back after he got booted. No doubting his expertise at the job though ek Kev.
Cheers
Bluey
Adelaide Home & Garden Solutions
http://www.ahgs.com.au
"Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when everyone is watching."