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Re: Jokes R Us
An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
beer.
All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth Efrika our
glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice,"
he says.
The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "Wull mate,
in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need
to drink out the same glass either," he says.
The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
His glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and
the Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Strailya mate, we have so
many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the
same ones twice.
Anything Ian says may or may not be garbage, it may also be his own opinion or it may not be his opinion at all, it may just be something he felt like stating anyone following his advice does so at their own risk and may be doing something Ian would actually advise against.
And if you don't like what Ian has to say use the ignore function if you don't know how ask i will gladly tell you
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