the worlds quickest joke.
"A FUR SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB!"
the worlds quickest joke.
"A FUR SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB!"
His brother walked into a bar!
CATHOLIC PARROTS
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
'Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing.'
'What do they say?' the priest inquired.
They say,
'Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'
That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
then he thought for a moment.
'You know,' he said,
'I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . .
that phrase . . in no time.'
Thank you,' the woman responded,
'this may very well be the solution.'
The next day,
she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed,
she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes,
the female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence.Shocked,
one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
and exclaimed,
'Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have been answered!'
Anything Ian says may or may not be garbage, it may also be his own opinion or it may not be his opinion at all, it may just be something he felt like stating anyone following his advice does so at their own risk and may be doing something Ian would actually advise against.
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just noticed one of my other posts was deleted on another thread so will try on here
why are there no racist white jokes
answer 1: it's bad enough being white with out joking about it
answer 2: you shouldn't joke about those less fortunate than yourself
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I'm thinking a lot of the posts from the general section belong here...
Ciao for now ~ Christine
senior partner of "Townsville Lawn Care"
"Twin Cities Lawncare" was re-named in 2008
due to the amalgamation of two local councils -
Due to confusion of previous/current business name,
I'm opting to post in here as Christine Wharton now
there is only one joke on this site and thats Ian he is a joke on other lawn care sites as well
and once again another personal insult with no references to back up the assertions but it is nice to see the new members are posting
Anything Ian says may or may not be garbage, it may also be his own opinion or it may not be his opinion at all, it may just be something he felt like stating anyone following his advice does so at their own risk and may be doing something Ian would actually advise against.
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lolOriginally Posted by ian
poor ian
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i see another attempt at a personal insult by trying to imply that i'm so ineffectual and incompetent at my chosen profession that i can't earn enough money to be anything but poor.
Anything Ian says may or may not be garbage, it may also be his own opinion or it may not be his opinion at all, it may just be something he felt like stating anyone following his advice does so at their own risk and may be doing something Ian would actually advise against.
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Professional, affluent, wind up merchant who honestly thinks he's funny ian?
Dude, seriously... if you act like you do.. what do you expect?
FFS!!!
Maybe there should be a titled thread specially for ya mate so as to keep others free from ya S*I*
Lawn Maintenence
Buisness chat
Ian
Landscape forum
Giddy up!!
You Might be a Redneck Gardener If:
You mow your lawn and find a wheelbarrow.
A half moon reminds you of your fat husband pulling weeds.
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You don't water your front yard rather than mow it.
You know how many bags of fertilizer your car can hold.
You've ever cleaned your house with a leaf blower.
You empty the trash when you have enough to fill up the pickup.
You can amuse yourself for more that an hour with a hose.
You've been cited for reckless driving on a riding lawn mower.
You move your weed-eater to take a bath.
Ciao for now ~ Christine
senior partner of "Townsville Lawn Care"
"Twin Cities Lawncare" was re-named in 2008
due to the amalgamation of two local councils -
Due to confusion of previous/current business name,
I'm opting to post in here as Christine Wharton now
so people break the forum rules by making personal insults and when i point out that they are doing so i get more personal insults and obviously the admin just doesn't give a **** well the truth is nether do i
Anything Ian says may or may not be garbage, it may also be his own opinion or it may not be his opinion at all, it may just be something he felt like stating anyone following his advice does so at their own risk and may be doing something Ian would actually advise against.
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Ian, maybe if you feel that way, it may be time to find a new hobby else where and let everyone else on the forum use it for the way it is was intended to be used... To share Mowing experiences, ask mowing,business questions and to learn from each other. Kind Regards, SimonSLC
Ian, forget the stirr mate, to distract your detractors come out with some A1 info or any clever post. the tide always turns.
While I'm on your page the pressure is off you - only too glad to assist.
By the way as per being the Supreme being, Maybe that's a bit Uppity.
I mean I havn't heard your rendition of "Baby Love" or
"Ain't no mountain high enough"
But- and no buts about it Dianna Ross's version of "Love Child" is the Supreme Supremes supremecy of a MOtown symphony.
Stay with it kid! Yuo're on track.