so a wifes birthday is coming up and it is one of those big ones that ends in a zero! Of late she has felt the need to express herself and nothing like a little red porsche to make that Im not getting old statement
So knowing that her dearly beloved will want to spoil her she starts laying the ground work for her present. After all she is worth it and men really do have to be lead in these matters. Brochures are left around the house, magazines open at the appropriate page.
So with the conviction of a woman loved, when the question of her birthday and present are mentioned she says she would be happy with some thing red that does o to 100 in three seconds. The husband nodds and winks and her heart soars with joy as she knows he truly got the message.
The big day arrives and before she can even get out of bed her husband hands her a box neatly wrapped with a big bow on it and gives her a peck on the cheek.
Happy birthday honey, it took a while but I got you what you wanted he says with a smile
Perplexed and guessing that the keys and owners manual are inside she ripps into her present.
Inside a set of red bathroom scales