Every now and again, a pearl comes along.
On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra Kevvy is being chauffeured to
Parliament House. It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin is frozen
over. As he jumps out of the limo Kev looks over the lake and notices
that someone has "peed" on the ice and left the
message........."KEVVY SUCKS".
Kevvy is enraged and orders ASIO to investigate with "no expense
spared" and to report within two weeks.
Two weeks later the head of ASIO reports to the PM and says ....."our
investigation is over and I have three pieces of
news for you... good news, bad news and terribly bad shocking news".
Well says Kevvy give me the good news. The head of ASIO says......"We
spent $5 million dollars on the investigation
and have come to a successful result."
Well says Kev what's the bad news ?
The head of ASIO says "The DNA testing shows that the urine is Wayne
Swann's". Kevvy is shocked beyond belief.
Looking pale, Kevvy says "and what is the terribly bad shocking news?"
The ASIO chief replies..." it’s Julia Gillard’s hand writing".