cover letter for a job application....
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cover letter for a job application....
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
If someone has the cojones big enough to put that kind of resume in front of me, I think I might give him his fifteen minutes.
However, I would hope that the fnck3r could at least learn to exercise reasonable punctuation and spelling.
After all, he does claim to be somewhat of a super-hero.
Cheers - GardenGuy.
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1st photo of Gina Reinhart's immigrant workers arriving into Port Hedland Airport.
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side"
"I'm not alone cause the tv's on yeah,I'm not crazy cause I take the right pills.... everyday" Jimmy Eat World
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quick bout of love making' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having a root!!'
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know that?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'!!!
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
Like this. So true
Cheers
Bluey
Adelaide Home & Garden Solutions
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"Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when everyone is watching."
WHY I'M DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Whitlam said "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Gillard has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, put Camels in plain packaging, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, & retirement funds, I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English, & I was connected to a call Centre in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.
David
Mr Sparkle Car Spa
A very pretty young speech therapist
was getting nowhere with her “Stammerers Action Group”.
She had tried every technique in the book
without the slightest success. No-one was improving.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said
"If any of you can tell me, without stuttering,
the name of the town where you were born
I will have wild and passionate *** with
you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.
So, who wants to go first?"
The Englishman piped up.
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham."
"That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist.
"Who's next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
“That's no better.
There'll be no *** for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.”
“How about you, Paddy?”
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually
blurted out" London ."
“Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and
immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy ***, the
couple paused for breath and Paddy said
"… d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
This song says it all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wcsSZWrb3o
Cheers
Bluey
Adelaide Home & Garden Solutions
http://www.ahgs.com.au
"Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when everyone is watching."
This is funny wait for the end
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtoty...feature=relmfu
Cheers
Bluey
Adelaide Home & Garden Solutions
http://www.ahgs.com.au
"Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when everyone is watching."
South African Dutchman Van der Merwe had never been out of South
> Africa.
> While on holiday in
> Australia he decided to spend an afternoon visiting Bondi Beach.
>
> As he sat on the beach looking out to sea he saw a long line of black
> dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by,
> "What are all those little black things out there?"
> "They're buoys," said the Aussie.
> "Boys?!" replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?"
> "Holding up the shark net," the Aussie told him.
> "F**kin great country!" said Van der Merwe, deeply impressed,
> "WE'D NEVER GET AWAY WITH THAT AT HOME!
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69