My new Thai girlfriend said that having a small penis is irrelevant and that if we truly love each other we will not let it interfere with our love and i do agree but wonder am i wrong to still wish she didn't have one
My new Thai girlfriend said that having a small penis is irrelevant and that if we truly love each other we will not let it interfere with our love and i do agree but wonder am i wrong to still wish she didn't have one
Anything Ian says may or may not be garbage, it may also be his own opinion or it may not be his opinion at all, it may just be something he felt like stating anyone following his advice does so at their own risk and may be doing something Ian would actually advise against.
And if you don't like what Ian has to say use the ignore function if you don't know how ask i will gladly tell you
Julia Gillard and the Labor Party
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not too relevant at the moment but hey.
hmmm.....not too sure about that one?
An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he had any
experience shoeing horses.
He said no, but he had once told a donkey to f**k off.
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
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maybe this is more to your liking? not sure how to make it smaller (the image).
Hey Redeye I did that once and he wasnt HAPPY.. Well mabe he was HAPPYtold a donkey to f**k off.
lol lol lol
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
Nooooo its not Coko the Clown thats our fearless leader showing the rest of the world what us Ausies are realy like.. Ahhh makes you proud.. Do you think she sounds like Cath from Cath and Kim? Could be one and the same...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-in-India.html
If anyone hears of any good vegetable jokes can you lettuce know!
A school inspector is sent to assess a Year 4 class in a local state school. He is introduced to the class by the teacher.
She says to the class "Let's show the inspector just how clever you are by allowing him to ask you a question". The inspector reasons that normally class starts with religious instruction so he will ask a biblical question: "Class, who broke down the walls of Jericho ?"
For a full minute there is absolute silence. Eventually, little Billy raises his hand. Billy stands up and replies "Sir, I do not know who broke down the walls of Jericho, but I can assure you it wasn't me".
Of course the inspector is shocked by the answer and the lack of knowledge of the famous bible story and he looks at the teacher for an explanation. Realising that he is perturbed, the teacher says "Well, I've known Billy since the start of the year, and I believe that if he says that he didn't do it then he didn't do it".
The inspector is even more shocked at this and storms down to the principal's office and tells him what happened, to which the principal replies "I don't know the boy, but I believe his teacher. If she feels that the boy is innocent, then he must be innocent".
The inspector can't believe what he is hearing. He grabs the phone on the principal's desk and in a rage, dials Prime Minster Julia Gillard and rattles off the entire occurrence to her and asks what she thinks of the education standard in Australia.
The PM sighs heavily and replies "I don't know the boy, the teacher or the principal, and never heard of the school, but just get three quotes and have the bloody wall fixed!"
I spend most of my money on beer and horses, I just waste the rest....
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thanx kathryn. heres another one, a personal favorite. warning: lots of nasty swear words.
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so true
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary all with very big smiles on their
Faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
'First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile,Inspector', says the Coroner.
'Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery,
Spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.
'He thought he was having his picture taken'
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
did you hear about the orange that went to work in a juicing factory? it got the sack because it couldnt concentrate
Indy and proud
Thats because he was to busy watching Mr Green pea over the fence