Here's a couple from an email today..plant pic.jpgand another..chinese menu.jpg
Here's a couple from an email today..plant pic.jpgand another..chinese menu.jpg
Last edited by BSD; 23-05-2014 at 09:17 PM. Reason: stonkered
129162481628634727.jpg a few years ago when I was still living in Melbourne and we had sweltering heat that was farking up the trains (again...)
I dont break things ...I just use them beyond their operational limitations
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
silly bugger, my falsies don't leave my mouth for more than 2 mins at a time for these sorts of reasons lol
I dont break things ...I just use them beyond their operational limitations
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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am just serious by nature."
The young lad y looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had ***?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean no *** since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major glanced at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
http://curraronggardening.com/
"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
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A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.
He sits in the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded, staring
blankly at a bowl of chili
After ten minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke
bravely asks.
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"
The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says.
"Nah, ye can gae ahead."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place
and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili back into the
bowl.
The old Jock says. "Aye, that's as far as I got too."
May the wind whistle quietly up ya kilt.
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Frank."
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Frank."
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat him. Then she called his father, who beat him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises. "What happened to you, Frank?” she asked.
"Well miss, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two ****en Arabs."
http://curraronggardening.com/
"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
Mrs Brown...
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
Creative Advert..........mowing poster.jpg
A person took this picture in Shakopee, MN. He and one of his co-workers were driving by and had to circle the block.
It's a guy cutting down a tree in his backyard.
The cops showed up, telling the guy he couldn't do what he was doing.
He told them to go to hell it's his property and his tree.
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"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69
did Carl Babe start off in Shakopee, MN before going to Ohio? :\
I dont break things ...I just use them beyond their operational limitations
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That boy has balls........
sure does, shame they're where his brain should be
http://curraronggardening.com/
"All sin is washed away in the Holy goodness of Beer"
Book of Redeye, Psalm 69