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    Its idiots like that who have caused us all to suffer under overbearing OHS laws. No brains. The cops should have just shot him. Obviously has rabies
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    A respected member of this forum sent me this. I must warn anyone with a respiratory condition that you may laugh uncontrollably after watching this clown threaten anyone that wont pay him
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frvV...ntqwqyrAEf6q7g
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    If you didnt find the last one funny maybe this is more your style
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJD Mowing View Post

    LMAO...how bloody true. Wish I had been taught this as a young lad. I have been to the danger zone...twice
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJD Mowing View Post
    If you didnt find the last one funny maybe this is more your style
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88WV...ntqwqyrAEf6q7g

    I sincerely hope he does not possess firearms. This blokes thought processes are scary. Best bet for the yanks is convert him to Islam and send him to Iraq. He is one stuffed up individual
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    Havnt you watched the second one? he has found god and changed his name to Cry Baby lol
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    Mate I honestly cant watch them all the way through. Mans a fruit loop
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    I was in a pub last night and a voice from the cigarette machine said "you're smelly and ugly"I turned around and a voice from a peanut bowl said"what a nice handsome man you are".turns out the cigarette machine was out of order and the nuts were complimentary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishjim View Post
    I was in a pub last night and a voice from the cigarette machine said "you're smelly and ugly"I turned around and a voice from a peanut bowl said"what a nice handsome man you are".turns out the cigarette machine was out of order and the nuts were complimentary!
    Lol...good one....what did the ashtray say
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    does my butt look big in this?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Redeye View Post
    does my butt look big in this?
    Good one Jim and good Comeback Paul
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    Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge.


    Kylie trips and gets her head jammed between the railings. Without a sideways glance, Robbie pulls down

    her G-String, and bonks her senseless!


    He stands back and tells Elton, "Your turn!"

    Elton bursts into tears.


    "What's up?" asks Robbie.


    Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!!"




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    "no, daddy!!!" **LANGUAGE**

    http://youtu.be/EglOsfErtaE




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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello!".

    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, 'Do you know me?'

    To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

    'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my bottom with wet celery?'


    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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