Big medical convention in London - heaps of different leading specialists at the bar - all bragging.
Brazillian Doctor .... We have been perfecting heart transplants - our surgeons can now take a man without a functioning heart, transplant a donor heart, and the patient is up and out looking for work 3 weeks later !
British doctor .. Well our chaps are so adept at microsurgery now, that only 2 months ago we had a gent born without testicles. We were able to attach a set of testicles from an organ donor and it was a complete success. He's now up, walking about and looking for work.
American Doctor .. Why son, thaats very impressive indeeed !! But ah can tell y'all that we have gone one better in the good ole USA. A few months ago, our leading neurologist took a man who's brain had been vapourised by a shotgun blast to the head, and grafted in a donor brain from a drowning victim. Ah can tell y'all that now, only three months later, that man has fully recovered and is out looking for work !!
The Aussie Barman turns to the three Doctors ....... Not to take anything away from you blokes, but in Australia we just took a man with no heart, no balls and no brain - elected him prime minister, and only a few months later, everyone in the country is out looking for work.