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    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"
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    Quote Originally Posted by courty View Post
    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries"
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    See that postie going out in style lol I tip my hat to you man....

    Last saturday I up the antie on the hillibilly ridaz assosation bye ditching the old kubota to a 1985 kawasaki scooter for sale bye the way any way like I said got a mud pit bumby area and little brige with troll under neath any way on the 8 or 9 lap starded speeding up to get a better lap time went over a bumb got throttle lock on the hit the durt hard my thongs like a meter in front ready to slip on head just missed some rebar fark ripping that out farked me nee head a shoulder but got 2 more laps in extrem scottering lol give it a go lol
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    Not good on your reasamay Ill say Mr postman....
    But if you aint ''STIHL'' you aint real....

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    Never come off a bike but when I was about 12 I was racing this girl on a horse down a hill and the thing wouldnt stop, at full gallop there was a wire fence coming up I lent forward and got ready for a jump and the F*&^$#g thing stops, I did the superman thing and broke my wrist.. Never been on a horse since LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJD Mowing View Post
    I did the superman thing and broke my wrist.. Never been on a horse since LOL
    Sounds more like Greatest American Hero than Superman! Ouch though.
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    Ha ha when I was like 3 mom spilt boling hot water on me dintnt even cry....9 went down a hill on my face on my statboard my face evently slowed it to a stop....

    Like I say you grow up with brothers your usally a pussy later in life case your getting in a pucnch up over **** to many cases there....

    you grow up with sisters your allway watching them and a protector instinck comes out in you there your beeatches till some else takes over for you then your job is done....

    The way ive seen any way....
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    Didnt know what you meant then until I rememberd how he used to fly LOL The funny thing was after I came off the horse took off and my sisters boyfriend went after it, Found it eating grass in a field and when he went up to it the horse bit him on the tit lol he had this big bruise on his tit for ages LOL
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    Ha ha sounds like here boyfriend had bigger ones than here and the horse wanted them lol






    Quote Originally Posted by AJD Mowing View Post
    Didnt know what you meant then until I rememberd how he used to fly LOL The funny thing was after I came off the horse took off and my sisters boyfriend went after it, Found it eating grass in a field and when he went up to it the horse bit him on the tit lol he had this big bruise on his tit for ages LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 63impala View Post
    Ha ha sounds like here boyfriend had bigger ones than here and the horse wanted them lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63impala View Post
    Ha ha sounds like here boyfriend had bigger ones than here and the horse wanted them lol
    LOL well it was in Tassie and you know what goes on down there Imp
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    LOL well it was in Tassie and you know what goes on down there Imp
    Yeah i get that dude....
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    Quote Originally Posted by AJD Mowing View Post
    LOL well it was in Tassie and you know what goes on down there Imp
    So he was related to the horse then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs HMS View Post
    So he was related to the horse then?
    and his sisters boyfriend...

    Just kidding Tassie folk *Hides*

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    getting the rodeo back from exhaust shop = 2 new stainless steel catylic converters and new stanless steel flex joins ..... now she sounds sweet again ..

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