Best Customer Excuses.

[gcsmow]

I did this blokes lawn and he told me to email him an invoice with my bank acc details and he would pay straight away, which I did. After about 5 weeks I hadn't been paid so I rang him and asked where my money was. He told me that I didn't put my bank account details on the Invoice so he couldn't pay me. I had the Invoice in front of me when I phoned so I told him,

"You're going to have to come up with a better excuse than that because I'm looking at a copy of the Invoice that I sent you right now and it has the bank account details on it in the bottom left corner."

I had the money in my account the next day.

You guys must have some other limp dick excuses you would like to share?

[Mick]

Our renters owe us $13000 so we dont have any money to pay you. We are coming up for our daughters wedding so we will do some maintenance around the house. We can pay you when we get some money from the renters. Our daughters wedding cost us a lot on the credit card!


We need you to stop mowing now as one of our customers went bankrupt owing us $10000. We're broke and well need to pay our debt to you off.

Those are both from this year and they both still owe me money.